There are sexy funny things here. Yes.

Also there are NSFW things here. Yes.

Oh, an actual description of me and the stuff on here. I'm a 25 year old girl. There are also naked people and porn appearing on here from time to time. I like both Star Trek The Original Series and Star Trek The Next Generation, but I have a preference for The Original Series (because Bones). I also like Doctor Who, new and old. In general I love sci-fi, fairy tales, and horror. Really this is just a giant unorganized moshpit of stuff so I'm as unsure of what to expect as you are.

Mermaids are always relevant. ALWAYS.

Oingo Boingo is officially my favorite band so there will be an onslaught because they make my life worth living.

Steve Bartek can never know about this Tumblr. NEVER.

18th April 2014

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okay bye you guys just needed to see my new crush

okay bye you guys just needed to see my new crush

Tagged: richard cromwell

17th April 2014

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so this was in “suggested ads for you”

i’m desperately close to laughing or crying

17th April 2014

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so I made a new background for my laptop
retro-sci-fi-songbird

so I made a new background for my laptop

retro-sci-fi-songbird

Tagged: steve bartek

17th April 2014

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*lies on back*

*sighs heavily*

why can’t I get paid to write dumb stories about Oingo Boingo

Tagged: just write a collection of short stories about '79-'84 oingo boingo and their dumb 100% true adventures

17th April 2014

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that’s what fracking is?
i’m so disappointed

that’s what fracking is?

i’m so disappointed

Tagged: betrayed even

17th April 2014

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imagineoingoboingo:

Imagine Laura Engel getting sick and being couch/bed-ridden while each of the Boingo boys tries to make her feel better with their own remedy.

Danny: I know what’ll get her back on her feet! 

*holds up box with airholes in it*

Danny: Scorpions!

*cuts to outside of Laura’s house with Danny holding box and standing on front porch as door is slammed in his face and locked*

Danny: WELL IT WOULD!

Tagged: danny that's not the point

17th April 2014

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satsuki-chan:

❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name: Jacky

age: 25

birthday: March

zodiac: Aries

single or takenSingle

height: 5’8

eye colour: brown

middle name: Awful

favorite colours: black, red, blue

lucky numbers: 4

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts houseslytherin

favourite television show: atm probably Rick and Morty

favorite season: winter 

describe yourself in a few words: unstable, insecure, walking embarrasment

future children’s names: I don’t want kids

meaning of your name: cool guy (ok it’s supplanter, didn’t sound interesting)

ultimate otp: changes too frequently

what do you plan to/do for a living: [static]

starbucks order: I don’t drink Starbucks

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: introvert

dawn or dusk:  dusk

righty or leftyrighty

coffee or tea: depends on my craving

rain or shine: rain

reading or writing: reading

Source: banditswan

17th April 2014

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A couple only have eyes for each other at a Beatles concert in Wigan, 13 October 1964.

#i don’t know what i like more; vintage lesbians or the lady in front going fucking apeshit

A couple only have eyes for each other at a Beatles concert in Wigan, 13 October 1964.

#i don’t know what i like more; vintage lesbians or the lady in front going fucking apeshit

Source: thegilly

17th April 2014

Chat reblogged from and I'm floating in a most peculiar way with 350,368 notes

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

  • 1. What is you middle name?
  • 2. How old are you?
  • 3. What is your birthday?
  • 4. What is your zodiac sign?
  • 5. What is your favorite color?
  • 6. What's your lucky number?
  • 7. Do you have any pets?
  • 8. Where are you from?
  • 9. How tall are you?
  • 10. What shoe size are you?
  • 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
  • 12. What was your last dream about?
  • 13. What talents do you have?
  • 14. Are you psychic in any way?
  • 15. Favorite song?
  • 16. Favorite movie?
  • 17. Who would be your ideal partner?
  • 18. Do you want children?
  • 19. Do you want a church wedding?
  • 20. Are you religious?
  • 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
  • 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
  • 23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
  • 24. Baths or showers?
  • 25. What color socks are you wearing?
  • 26. Have you ever been famous?
  • 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
  • 28. What type of music do you like?
  • 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
  • 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • 31. What position do you usually sleep in?
  • 32. How big is your house?
  • 33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
  • 34. Have you ever fired a gun?
  • 35. Have you ever tried archery?
  • 36. Favorite clean word?
  • 37. Favorite swear word?
  • 38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
  • 39. Do you have any scars?
  • 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
  • 41. Are you a good liar?
  • 42. Are you a good judge of character?
  • 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
  • 44. Do you have a strong accent?
  • 45. What is your favorite accent?
  • 46. What is your personality type?
  • 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
  • 48. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 49. Are you an innie or an outie?
  • 50. Left or right handed?
  • 51. Are you scared of spiders?
  • 52. Favorite food?
  • 53. Favorite foreign food?
  • 54. Are you a clean or messy person?
  • 55. Most used phrased?
  • 56. Most used word?
  • 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
  • 58. Do you have much of an ego?
  • 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
  • 60. Do you talk to yourself?
  • 61. Do you sing to yourself?
  • 62. Are you a good singer?
  • 63. Biggest Fear?
  • 64. Are you a gossip?
  • 65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
  • 66. Do you like long or short hair?
  • 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
  • 68. Favorite school subject?
  • 69. Extrovert or Introvert?
  • 70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
  • 71. What makes you nervous?
  • 72. Are you scared of the dark?
  • 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
  • 74. Are you ticklish?
  • 75. Have you ever started a rumor?
  • 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
  • 77. Have you ever drank underage?
  • 78. Have you ever done drugs?
  • 79. Who was your first real crush?
  • 80. How many piercings do you have?
  • 81. Can you roll your Rs?"
  • 82. How fast can you type?
  • 83. How fast can you run?
  • 84. What color is your hair?
  • 85. What color is your eyes?
  • 86. What are you allergic to?
  • 87. Do you keep a journal?
  • 88. What do your parents do?
  • 89. Do you like your age?
  • 90. What makes you angry?
  • 91. Do you like your own name?
  • 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
  • 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
  • 94. What are you strengths?
  • 95. What are your weaknesses?
  • 96. How did you get your name?
  • 97. Were your ancestors royalty?
  • 98. Do you have any scars?
  • 99. Color of your bedspread?
  • 100. Color of your room?
  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Source: ewzayns

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from with 5,703 notes

Source: pondragon